emma

emma screaming from another room:
"mom, what do you say?...MOM!!...I SNEEZED...what do you say?...did you hear me i sneezed...MOM I SNEEZED WHAT DO YOU SAY TO ME?....MOM!!"

me:
"what?, OH BLESS YOU!!"

emma: (in her "ive waited too long and are now super irritated" voice)
"thank you"

goodness you would have thought that if she didn't get an immediate "bless you" after a sneeze she could have very well died. and I am always supposed to have supersonic ears.